Monthly Archives: January 2018

Day Won



Welcome to project sexy. This is day one of phase one. Instead of getting sexy by myself, I’ve decided to share some of the workouts with yal. Let’s start with a chest day, since I hate how puffy my nipples look atop my flat board chest. It’s not good for your belly button to protrude farther than your chest. Rod Stewart said that you need to have a burning desire in your chest to succeed. Appropriate, right. Let’s get sexy!

1. BARBELL BENCH PRESS

2. DUMBBELL BENCH PRESS

3. LOW‐INCLINE BARBELL BENCH

4. INCLINE DUMBELL PRESS

5. INCLINE BENCH CABLE FLY

6. INCLINE DUMBELL PULL‐OVER

7. EXPLOSIVE PUSHUPS

8. FLAT BENCH DUMBBELL FLY

9. DECLINE DUMBBELL BENCH

10. DUMBBELL SQUEEZE PRESS

11. 30 MINUTE CARDIO

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The Poor Paddle Podcast, Episode Fore



If you’ve made it this far, we salute you! Welcome to the fourth episode of Poor Paddle. Listen as Rome E. Creek rants about playoff football, the death of a legend, short basketball players, and so much more!


The Poor Paddle Podcast, Episode Tree?



We are so glad you’ve returned to the third episode of Poor Paddle! Rome E. Creek inappropriately yells about bad traffic practices, peeing outside, socialism, and much more!


The Poor Paddle Podcast, Episode Too!



Welcome back to the show! Rome E. Creek returns with more of his bogus perspective and manic ramblings. Listen as he rants about The Fast and The Furious franchise, insults random celebrities, tells awkward stories, and more!


The Poor Paddle Podcast, Episode Won



The ramblings of a crazy person. Welcome to the very first episode of the Poor Paddle Podcast, presented by DAENO Entertainment. Listen as Rome E. Creek rants about New Year’s resolutions, “X-mas,” credit scores, and much more.